A.V. Club Picks The Worst Band Names of 2007

In one of my favorite annual features at this time of year: The A.V. Club asks the important question: Which makes better music, The Rape Ape or Yo Moma's Big Fat Booty Band? That's right, boys and girls, it's time for the The Worst Band Names of 2007, and here are my personal faves:
Da Bears (from San Diego)
The Absestos Tampons
Unicorn Dream Attack
Comanche Abortion
Dance Me Pregnant
Harmonica Lewinsky (a Scottish blues band)
Clusterfunk ("Purveyors of Soulful Groove")
Punk as a Doornail
General Patton & His Privates
Candygram for Mongo "Bio: 'If Cheap Trick were moderating a debate between Social Distortion and the Dropkick Murphys over which was better: internet vs. home video pornography - it would sound like Candygram For Mongo!'"
Fucking Orange
Gray Lines of Perfection (under the "Emoooooo" category)
Best Fwends ("Although they describe their sound as 'slightly better than terrible,' they nevertheless won Vice Magazine's "worst album of the month." Then all their gear was stolen. And now they're on this list. They can't catch a break!")
Coach Said Not To

The best part is the show lineups that produced a combination of the aforementioned bands. Here's the best:
Pink Reason + Psychedelic Horseshit, Expensive Shit: Beerland, 10pm

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