Jews take over British Christmas Charts: No word if the Israel Lobby is involved

In one of the weirdest stories I've encountered in awhile, apparently the British Christmas pop charts is being taking over by a Jewess. 17-year-old Lauren Rose, with her Britney-ized version of "Hava Nagila" is the odds-on favorite to top the British Christmas charts, according to the liberal Israel daily Haaretz (notice it's not called the "holidays chart" in England). In the music video, Rose clearly gets farpitzt:



Clearly this will soon be played at bat mitzvah near you, complete with grinding 13 year olds. If you think that sounds a bit ridiculous, clearly you have not been to a bat mitzvah lately.